Dear Dr Phil,
I have this crush on this guy which is all well and good, cept that he's attached already.
(And he's the son of my daughter's husband's pet goldfish)
What shall I do?
Yours sincerely.

Dear Oprah,
A friend of mine wants to get with this guy who i've heard many dubious stories about.
(I've already advised antibiotic prophylaxis)
What shall I do now?
Yours Sincerely.

Dear Mystic Meg,
The Melbourne cup is coming- it's actually on the day of my birthday.
(I am a scorpio, my favourite colour is green, and my element is water)
What horse should i tip?
Yours sincerely.

I was so excited- a whole 2 comments for my last entry- but no, they were just random spam. Grrr!

Sometimes i wonder who visits here?

So,
The weather has been strange.. alternate periods of super hot dry suffercating heat where you're brain doesn't quite melt- it kind of evaporates.. with rainy grey soggy-ness.

Unrelated news: I just stayed up till 3 reading the newest Harry Potter book on my laptop. My eyes are now 1 degree worse than 24 hours ago, and when i look at a page of text on screen, the letters warp inwards and i start feeling nauseous..
Suddenly i'm reminded about my IT computering days. And how we stayed up till god forsaken hours programming and spinning bs for our user guidelines. Ahhh the memories...